You'll be glad to know you are no longer my #1 worst enemy on the planet. A far superior candidate has taken your place. Last night we l...

Friday as I was driving home from work I was feeling kind of lame. We hadn't been invited to a Halloween party, we'd been too lazy t...

Halloween is truly terrifying for me. Not in that, "oh, isn't that kind of kitchy and spooky," way but that honest, "my ...

Are you a pumpkin carving purist like me? Or would you rather make a funny political statement like the ear doctor? Vote now, it's your ...

You are all probably so much more educated than I am. You probably read informative stuff online or *gasp* in the newspaper. NPR is probab...

I started playing violin when I was 5 years old. I can't tell you how grateful I am to my parents for giving me the chance to learn musi...

Lately I've really been loving SNL. I think the team of Andy Sandberg and Kristin Wiig is so freakin great that I look forward to it all...

My grandpa spent his career building America. He worked at a Steel plant...perhaps the most masculine line of work there is. Every day they ...

Ever since I heard about the Nielson's I've held them in the back of my mind. As corny as it is I really care about these two peopl...

This morning the alarm clock went off twice and I ignored it. Instead of pretending not to hear it and sleeping in (my immature idea), the e...

Friday afternoon is my favorite time of the week. I usually come home from work a little earlier than every other day of the week. The whol...

My congregation at church has about 10 little girls aged 8-12. For the last year the other congregation that shares our building has had on...

I do nothing half way. Tonight is activity night. Yup, I'm still in charge of entertaining and teaching 12 little girls aged 8-12 who at...

I love it when people come up with interesting theories about life. This may be one of the things I like best about the ear doctor...he'...

The current economic crisis has finally hit home. The ear doctor and I are young, years away from considering retirement and don't real...

Sometimes I delude myself into thinking I'm a great hostess. In my own addled, confused mind I see myself as that person who has appeti...

Yesterday I glanced out my kitchen window and saw something amazing. The infamous scooter was pulled over to the side (nothing out of the or...

I have a friend who had a baby earlier this week. I've offered to bring her family dinner tomorrow night, but I'm at a bit of a los...

I once had a friend. This friend was named Schmarah*. When Schmarah got married she would dutifully and lovingly pack her husband a lunch. A...

I've always loved a great calendar, but never really felt the burning need to get a specific one. Today, my life has changed. I think I ...