Nasty

Do you know what I think the rudest thing you can do to a person in the next cubical over? Buy a bag of cornuts from the vending machine and then snack away on them at 3 in the afternoon. Ever since I was a little girl I have found the scent of these crunchy demons nauseating. Now I am confined in my little gray cell with the pungent odor of these "treats of the devil" wafting over to me. Has anyone ever heard of cruel and unusual punishment?!?!? This is the modern day equivalent of Chinese water torture.