EarD: Yeah, they are looking a little bad.
KT: It's too bad we didn't buy two pairs of those shoes when we found them.
(Aside: They really are cool because they were off-white to start with instead of rip-you-eyes-out-of-the-socket blinding white)
EarD: My feet do weird things to shoes.
EarD: They do.
KT: Yeah, I guess they kind of get really flat.
EarD: My feet are really wide so they end up spreading out.
KT: My grandpa's feet do that to his shoes because he had bunions.
EarD: Bunions seem really painful.
KT: I know. I'm a little worried about getting them when I'm older.
EarD: Don't worry, I'll rub your bunions when we're old.
(Pause for a moment while I get a little overwhelmed by how much I love this guy)
(A minute of silence goes by)
EarD: How do you spell Bunion? B-U-N-Y-U-N?
KT: Like Funyons?
EarD: I love Funyuns. I ate them all the time in middle school. Lets get some.