I am officially the lamest person in America.
I don't have a facebook page.
My mother in law recently started hers, which means that the ear doctor broke down and started his. When I got home on Tuesday not only did I hear all about his long-lost friends from high school, but it turns out that one of them said that his wife was really pretty.
Is it vain of me to think that I've finally found a good enough reason to join the ranks of the face-bookers?