Which is the best day of the year to be a redhead named Katie?
St. Patrick's day.
On the way into work I considered stopping at the florist between my house and by cubical. They've been advertising shamrocks for a week and I couldn't think of anything better than getting bunch, weaving them into a crown and wearing them as a rad headband, comme ca:
But then I remembered that I'm an engineer and shouldn't freak out my fellow nerds by wearing ornate headgear.
Happy holiday! I hope you get to kiss someone Irish!