Thank you so much for the lovely weekend. It will rank up there with my most memorable/pleasant of my life.
Dear Animal Control,
Thank you for catching and putting down the stray rotwiller that attacked my mom's little doggie Quinn. Quinn has really become my surrogate sister since all of my mom's real children have left that house and I don't know what my mom would do without her.
Dear Maker of Quinn's Shampoo,
Thanks to your new aerodynamic shampoo bottle design my mom was able to hurl your product so hard, and with great precision at the attacking rotwiller. Thereby, she was able to stun the offending canine into dropping Quinn from his maniacal clutches.
Dear bff Sarah,
Thank you so much for going out to breakfast with me on Saturday and listening to my problems. Sometimes I have a hard time opening up and letting other people help me deal and it means so much to me to know that you're there. Oh, and don't worry, the wedding plans will all work out ok....I know it. If you want I'll go to your dinner and make a huge fool of myself thereby diverting attention from you.
Thanks for letting me come in at midnight on Sunday to get something done for a presentation tomorrow morning. It reminded me of the weird schedule I kept in school and revealed how much I like doing things at weird times.
Thanks so much for the people in my life.