Friday, October 31, 2008

Spookiest time of the year

Halloween is truly terrifying for me. Not in that, "oh, isn't that kind of kitchy and spooky," way but that honest, "my life is one constant M Night Shyamalan movie" creepy. It is this way for a solid month and there is nothing I can do about it.

Why?

Because I have a special object that haunts me. It pops up all over my house, and has been doing so for the past 3 years.


This year I decided to take some pictures to prove it's creepy, other-worldly ability to haunt me. Everywhere I turn, there it is. In my favorite shoes:




In my purse:



In my medicine cabinet:



It even haunts me from atop sacred writings from God:





The ear doctor denies any hand in this maniacal plot to slowly drive me insane. He vehemently denies moving this little creepy object from place to place to surprise me. He has assured me that his is not the hand that strikes fear into the very depths of my soul. So the only conclusion is that I am being haunted from another world by a small, round, plastic pumpkin with a rubber tongue that extends when you squeeze him.









See, TERRIFYING, huh?

7 comments:

CageQueen said...

Kudos on the SPF 70 and can I just say, that is the thickest bible I have ever seen in my.entire.life. Are you going to share the story of how you soaked it? My poor husband had never had a bible before me, can you believe that??? I got him one in black leather cuz I thought it would look all manly and while he loves the bible, he doesn't think it is particularly manly, LOL.

CP said...

very cute!

emilie s. d. p. said...

You don't know me and I don't know you, but I read your blog every now and then and I truly think you and your husband are the funniest people ever!
This post says it all.
I just have a really, really boring job and this is the stuff that gets me through the day.
By the way I graduated from BYU too so at least we have that in common.

Anth said...

Ha ha!

Olivia said...

can't stop laughing at this! i love a good creepy prank :)

Amy said...

I agree. He is scary and I think you need to have a ceremony (exercism? - sorry, my spell check isn't helping here) to rid your life of his hauntings.

Audra said...

I can't remember where I found your blog linked from, but you are so hilarious - I love it! You are so much less dorky, and so much more cooler (?) than you think!