The ear doctor officially declared last night the two most ghetto things about me are thus:
1) I smuggle a bag of pre-popped microwave popcorn into the movies. $5 for the stuff they sell there? I think not.
2) I'm really, absurdly excited for the new Dollar Tree store to open up just minutes from my house. What? Who doesn't like finding craft/project supplies for a dollar each?
Really, he should be proud that I've made these kind of money-saving changes in my life. Doesn't he know that I was the girl 5 years ago who went to jcrew and BOUGHT new clothes instead of doing laundry?!?!?!