Happy birthday to my one and only

Dear Ear Doctor,

Today we celebrate you. Your birth. The stunningly wonderful day you were brought into this world. I feel so lucky to be married to my perfect match.

Let's see how you've used the last year of your life, shall we?

You spent many hours in preparation for your coronation as grill master.

You were the Clyde to my Bonnie.

You dominated the intermediate level of Guitar Hero (I'm such a proud wife)

You helped me eat my weight in garlic cheese toast at Claim Jumper.

You creeped me out at the St. Patrick's Day parade.

You earned your first of two doctoral degrees.

You were really thrilled to be at DisneyWorld.

You finally convinced me to get a dog.

You buried yourself in ties

You ate monkey balls

All in all, a very successful year for you.

Happy birthday sweets. Love, wifey.