

This guy is pretty great as is, although I might think about painting him a dull red color to add a pop of color in my front room. Simple, clean, sturdy.
Beautiful wingback chair with caning. I'd paint the wood and caning white and recover the cushion with some rad print like this makeover.
I saved the best for last. This sofa is $190 and could be STUNNING if reworked. Although, with all those curves I'm pretty sure the reupholstering of this piece is a little out of my skill set. Also, I'm pretty sure ear doctor would find the shape way too feminine. But I still love her.
They've gotta be related somehow, right? They even have the same bangs!
Alright, knife, I get your point. (har har har). From now on you will get my full attention and the highest level of respect.
Because there is nothing more embarrassing that telling dinner guests to wait for dinner while you run to the bathroom to clean dripping blood from your hand.
The ear doctor called them a perfect mix of my talents.
I love being a dork!