Citizens of my apartment complex,

Don't be worried about the billowing smoke emanating from the balcony of my 3rd floor apartment. The building is not on fire...yet.

The ear doctor is smokin some meat.

Yup, you heard me correctly. He has built a chamber, filled it with smoke, set it atop an aging, wood framed apartment building and provided a barely controllable source of heat. Please ignore the huge black cloud, accompanying flames, and loud blast from spontaneous combustion of chunks of hickory that issued from the assembly early this morning. It was nothing.

His ingenious plan, and our newest ticket to easy street is shown below for reference:

If you are interested in purchasing one of these potential building-burners, we will gladly build you a kit for the bargain basement price of $150.

All the best,

Katie