Pretty sure neither of these were on my list. What am I going to do with these?
I turned to the ear doctor, and asked him, "just how do these fit into our budget, my sweet darling?" He gave me a sheepish grin and shrugged his shoulders.
A few hours later we dove into our dinner, capping off the culinary event with some delicious fortune cookies. Look at his fortune:
I've never really bought into the whole Confucius thing, but I may have to give it a try.